Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Open Letter to the Universe

Dear Universe,

This morning, while merging onto the highway, you placed a car in front of me that didn't move when it was supposed to and I promptly rear-ended it with my brand new car. A car, if you remember, that I only got because my last car was totaled. Whatever it was that I did to upset you, however I've offended you, please forgive me. I didn't mean it, and I officially take it back. If you need me to make retribution, please let me know what it is I can do. I'll gladly plant a tree, care for a sick neighbor, or any other kind deed you require. Now if you would kindly stop sending negativity (and other vehicles) my way that would be greatly appreciated.

With thanks and positive thoughts,
smtwngrl

4 comments:

dawn said...

Aw, I'm sorry to hear this. I hope you and the other driver are both ok.

nejyerf said...

dude!!!

i am so sorry. i know the feeling.

was your car totalled? did the airbags go off?

obviously you are ok or you wouldn't be writing.

but it surely does put a crimp in your days schedule doesn't it?

katy said...

Oh! Are you OK?

Poor little car. Poor little Ami...

smtwngrl said...

Thanks for the concern everyone. I'm OK. The other driver is fine. My car will be fine after a week at the body shop. It was a pretty minor accident.

I'm now driving very slowly and gripping the wheel tightly with both hands. If you pass me on the highway, I'll be the one in the far right lane with the hazard lights on doing 40MPG. Wave when you go by!

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